A force is a force, of course, of course,
And no one can build us a bomb of course
Unless, of course, physics will bend at the whim of Mr. Ed.
[But...] Your bomb can come from the anti-nuke source
He’ll give you the answer that you’ll endorse.
He’s always on a steady course.
Talk to Mr. Ed.
People yakkity yak about “reactor-grade” and such,
But Mr. Ed will never speak unless with a small catchy phrase.
A force is a force, of course, of course,
And this one’ll talk ’til his voice is hoarse.
Everything is weapons-grade?
Well listen to this. I am Mr. Ed.
This page was written by Stewart Peterson on May 21, 2009
