Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
The NRC.
[Runs away screaming]
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
AECL.
AECL who?
Shouldn’t you be ISO-9004-3 certified before you eat that burrito?
[Awkward silence]
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
John Gofman.
Oh boy.
Why is this door closed? Why should I have to knock? It’s nuclear power and the dissolution of the American neighborhood! It’s an infringement on my Ninth Amendment rights! The constitution never gave Congress the authority to issue door and lock manufacturing licenses! That right remains with the people, and I hereby suspend your door license! Why are you living here, anyway? You’re depressing property values! That’s another infringement on my rights!
[And on and on and on...]
This page was written by Stewart Peterson on May 21, 2009
This website is RETARDED, jokes are STUPID. How old are you? 8?
If I were 8, I’d be calling people “stupid” and “retarded.”
Oh wait. I didn’t do that when I was 8.