Weekly Nuclear Poll: May 29-June 4, 2009

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Where the hell was NIOF the last two years?
Helping Dave move
Solving the world energy crisis, one non-sent-IP-packet at a time
Sitting on its lazy butt
Helping King Kong move
I am King Kong. I do not move.
Uh, I'm one of the 95% of visitors who don't read this site on a regular basis. What's going on? Furthermore, what's all this stuff with King Kong?
WHY DID YOU GO DOWN WITHOUT ANY #%*^ING NOTICE?!! I CAME HERE EVERY #%*^ING WEEK FOR TWO YEARS FOR ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH! THIS IS THE LAST #%*^ING TIME I WAS GOING TO DO THAT BEFORE I CLEARED IT OUT OF MY BOOKMARKS AND YOU START POSTING ALL THESE #%*^ING PAGES! YOU #%*^ING #%*^ER!!
I am eleven years old and I don't know what the metasyntactic "#%*^" refers to. Alternatively, I am a professional COPPA plaintiff who wants to buy his third yacht on the basis of filing a bankrupting frivolous lawsuit against NIOF over people responding to polls while being under the age of 13, or the defense lawyer whom NIOF would have to hire to successfully defend our net practices against a law that would put 99.995% of websites out of business (the defense lawyer being the person who would actually do the financial damage through crippling legal bills); both of us agree that there is absolutely nothing on the internet except child molesters hacking into the poll results to get IP addresses, which sound just like street addresses, which would allow our innocent children to be tortured to death (furthermore, we both are so illiterate that we think that's possible).
NIOF got overloaded with a Vietnam mentality of being unable to abandon anything they started and is now returning to their core competencies while trying to learn PHP so that most of this stuff can be automated.
Whaddaya mean, NIOF? It's Stewart's fault, and why are you trying to put a positive or humorous spin on an enormous, embarrassing failure? You should be apologizing profusely, or at least going somewhere to die. And if you choose dying, I wouldn't mind a posted notice this time. I find this poll insulting and patronizing, and I won't be coming back. Go soak your collective head, you worthless imbeciles.

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Weekly Nuclear Poll: May 29-June 4, 2009

Where the hell was NIOF the last two years?

Helping Dave move

Solving the world energy crisis, one non-sent-IP-packet at a time

Sitting on its lazy butt

Helping King Kong move

I am King Kong. I do not move.

Uh, I’m one of the 95% of visitors who don’t read this site on a regular basis. What’s going on? Furthermore, what’s all this stuff with King Kong?

WHY DID YOU GO DOWN WITHOUT ANY #%*^ING NOTICE?!! I CAME HERE EVERY #%*^ING WEEK FOR TWO YEARS FOR ZIPPITY-DOO-DAH! THIS IS THE LAST #%*^ING TIME I WAS GOING TO DO THAT BEFORE I CLEARED IT OUT OF MY BOOKMARKS AND YOU START POSTING ALL THESE #%*^ING PAGES! YOU #%*^ING #%*^ER!!

I am eleven years old and I don’t know what the metasyntactic “#%*^” refers to. Alternatively, I am a professional COPPA plaintiff who wants to buy his third yacht on the basis of filing a bankrupting frivolous lawsuit against NIOF over people responding to polls while being under the age of 13, or the defense lawyer whom NIOF would have to hire to successfully defend our net practices against a law that would put 99.995% of websites out of business (the defense lawyer being the person who would actually do the financial damage through crippling legal bills); both of us agree that there is absolutely nothing on the internet except child molesters hacking into the poll results to get IP addresses, which sound just like street addresses, which would allow our innocent children to be tortured to death (furthermore, we both are so illiterate that we think that’s possible).

NIOF got overloaded with a Vietnam mentality of being unable to abandon anything they started and is now returning to their core competencies while trying to learn PHP so that most of this stuff can be automated.

Whaddaya mean, NIOF? It’s Stewart’s fault, and why are you trying to put a positive or humorous spin on an enormous, embarrassing failure? You should be apologizing profusely, or at least going somewhere to die. And if you choose dying, I wouldn’t mind a posted notice this time. I find this poll insulting and patronizing, and I won’t be coming back. Go soak your collective head, you worthless imbeciles.

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Please comment below to discuss this poll. Thank you for voting, and more importantly, thank you for reading and thank you for your patience.

This page was written by Stewart Peterson on May 29, 2009